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SOFTBALLER
Norris Tan

Hwa Chong Institution
Softball B div
Shortstop
Slacker
6 October 1993
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  • Wednesday, July 30, 2008

    LOL today was a funny day. Hmm assembly first. There was this new Dean of STUDIES. Wow so big eff right? Then he talk didn't even command the respect deserved so we just dao continue talking. Damn noob. And he pronounces L as R. E.g Prease return to your crassrooms. Wow Dean of STUDIES eh. Heng not Dean of English sia =x And he was trying to be fierce or something? =/ Aiya 2 words: DAMN NOOB. Look like some noob guy siol. TanBB was as usual making us laugh over his slightest hint of laughter =S

    After that IHE Paul Ho damn funny nvr mark our mock test papers come class then mark LOL! Then give us worksheet do. Of course everybody dao and do their own stuff luh. Wth damn slack damn slack =x Still dare say ppl lazy siol! ROFL!

    Recess we wanted to play bball so we asked Chong Yee borrow ball. But then he always borrow money so he asked the auntie,"Auntie, ke3 bu4 ke3 yi3 jie4 qian2?" HAHAHA the auntie was like stunnnnnnnnnnn. Before he finally realised his mistake all of us were literally ROFLMAO. Yes LITERALLY. LOL cos he always go around borrowing 10 cents or 20 cents then nvr return so in the end must have collected like $10 already? 1 day 10 cents wow he must be rich LOL LOL LOL =x Make us laugh until stomach pain sia.

    That day pool also make me and Jun Han laugh like siao. He was like i will not give free ball then he gave a look of concentration and looked at the ball and hit. THEN the white ball went str8 into the hole. And it was instantly cos he used alot of strength. LOL and there we were laughing again. WTH he's the joke of the world man =x

    Double math was slack cos we went com lab woohoo. Then went JEC to eat. Collected those forms for tuition classes for Chong Yee cos well, we felt he needed them (: See what nice friends we are? We care for him everywhere ;D Gonna give him tmr. [s] Though he'll be wasting his parents money even if he went [/s] Then the rest went to play arcade while me and Jun Han went home. Yay end of the day (:

    Sleep-talked, 9:33 PM.



    Monday, July 28, 2008

    Your view on yourself:

    You are down-to-earth and people like you because you are so straightforward. You are an efficient problem solver because you will listen to both sides of an argument before making a decision that usually appeals to both parties.

    The type of girlfriend/boyfriend you are looking for:

    You like serious, smart and determined people. You don't judge a book by its cover, so good-looking people aren't necessarily your style. This makes you an attractive person in many people's eyes.

    Your readiness to commit to a relationship:

    You are ready to commit as soon as you meet the right person. And you believe you will pretty much know as soon as you might that person.

    The seriousness of your love:

    You like to flirt and behave seductively. The opposite sex finds this very attractive, and that's why you'll always have admirers hanging off your arms. But how serious are you about choosing someone to be in a relationship with? (ROFLMAO!)

    Your views on education

    Education is less important than the real world out there, away from the classroom. Deep inside you want to start working, earning money and living on your own.

    The right job for you:

    You have many goals and want to achieve as much as you can. The jobs you enjoy are those that let you burn off your considerable excess energy.

    How do you view success:

    Success in your career is not the most important thing in life. You are content with what you have and think that being with someone you love is more than spending all of your precious time just working.

    What are you most afraid of:

    You are concerned about your image and the way others see you. This means that you try very hard to be accepted by other people. It's time for you to believe in who you are, not what you wear.

    Who is your true self:

    You are full of energy and confidence. You are unpredictable, with moods changing as quickly as an ocean. You might occasionally be calm and still, but never for long.

    http://www.quizbox.com/personality/test82.aspx do urself if u want do (:

    Sleep-talked, 8:42 PM.



    Saturday, July 26, 2008

    Yo! Yesterday we had half day! 11.20 release but still had EP3. Smart Dr Hon's suggestion =.= So spent 11.20 - 1.30 playing basketball before going for softball. Felt damn sian =/ So the sian-ness turned to frustration then i go spam pull up bar with one hand and did alot LOL! I nvr knew i could do one hand pull-ups. Just means i got stronger :D

    Then Mr Toh came ask us clear the Track Room and did some sai kang. Got Singapore Schools jacket. Lol all of us had in fact ^^ Free siol. Li Hui was busy high-ing with a trophy Mr Toh gave to him LOL! Damn funny. AND EDDY CAME TRAINING FINALLY!!! ;D

    Played game of B div against C div. Well sort of =.= Our B div now so little ppl come training T.T I saved 2 out of 3 times! Against Edmond leh and nvr get strike out =P First one he hit me already in the butt. Haiz free base. 2nd one i pwn him with half swing taking 3 bases!!! (: Third one i line drive to Yee Tat!!! Must practise half swing more cos confirm wont get strike out if i master it xD Junyu was imba and hit 2 homeruns against Edmond LOL!!! Crazy half swing ;D Edmond pay me medical fees pls T.T Still pain sia.

    Next year Edmond become our pitcher sure damn fun cos we wont get any balls to field ^^

    School sucksssssssssssssssssssssss!!!! Random =P

    Sleep-talked, 10:24 PM.



    Thursday, July 24, 2008

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUN HAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! (: LOVE YA LOADS LOL! xD

    Today was Chinese Test which was quite easy and English Common Test! The English test was harder T.T After the English Common Test we sang birthday song for Jun Han =P So touching!

    Anw Jun Han, Daniel, Ching Hun, Tze Yong and Yong Zhi went to JEC to play arcade so i pang seh and went home =x Psps i guai kia dont play arcade xD

    Woohoo tmr is half day (: High liao. Today can slack. But then tmr got training =/ WTHHH! This ruins the half day totally LOL! Though im enthu for training but i noe when to slack too T.T

    Congrats to C div for pwning Cat High 14-2! We Dog Low (underdogs) still win leh LOL!!! Jiayou and win (:

    Sleep-talked, 8:41 PM.



    Tuesday, July 22, 2008

    Oops havent been posting >.< Yesterday's Racial Harmony Day was a total waste of time. Shan't bother to elaborate but well who doesn't like slacking? (:

    This morning Mr Hon announced half day on Friday. But what's the use when there is still EP3? =.= And woke up feeling super tired today T.T Somemore tmr got History Mock Test and the next day there's Chinese Test and English Common Test. Wth how to study?! So many!!! Especially LeeWC like to ask us memorise things and chinese proverbs and phrases then test us. No point at all pls! Stupid airport =x

    Anw I shall dao tmr's History Mock Test (:

    Sleep-talked, 9:24 PM.



    Sunday, July 20, 2008

    Been lazy to post >.< Haha anw im just posting to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY JINGWEN!!! (: heh there =P good luck for blocks to everyone in nanyang? Well except for those who dont support hwachong softball xD Too bad =x

    Sleep-talked, 10:21 PM.



    Thursday, July 17, 2008

    My Physics got B4!!! Means my MSG is like 3.75 now LOL!!! Screwed up shit T.T

    And yesterday pon training go Pastamania eat cos of the inspiring talk by the person during assembly hahaha. Food was nice so price $7.50 + drinks was still quite reasonable. But made me totally broke!!! >.<

    Then after that go play basketball with Xuan Ler, Gideon and Jun Han at Ngee An Poly. Zzz go in the kena niao liao. I was wearing my jersey then behind got Hwa Chong ma then some ppl retarded dunno how to differentiate real name from school name start calling Hwa Chong. Damn noob. If 1 person i sure turn behind but one whole gang i dont want fight so just dao. Cannot blame la they dunno how to study dont even noe ABC =x No offence to anybodyyyyyy except them (:

    Gideon and Jun Han wanted to show us that Edwin's "training" worked so play 2 v 2. Played 3 sets then won the first 2 LOL!!! Everybody was quite on form except Xuan Ler who lost his chopping touch but still win :D EDWIN MUST TRAIN MORE EFFECTIVELY =x

    Ohh and today no half day!!! Hope is tmr HAHAHA! Track got triple and judo got doubles. Should reward us for moral support right? ^^

    Sleep-talked, 8:47 PM.



    Monday, July 14, 2008

    Oops not much time to post since im chiong-ing ACE. Just realised my ACE all 0 =.= ACE & OP can pull up 2 grades!!! Just finished my English ACE! xD

    Anw Daniel damn pro today LOL! Phone kena confiscated by Yapshin AGAIN! 2 times in 5 days by the same teacher. [s]LOSER[/s] =x

    Got back Math test today. Lol Ms Tong gave the super PMS look and said we did very badly. Lucky i pass sia >.< 22/40. Could've gotten more marks but careless alot T.T But aiya everybody also same LOL!

    Owned Qingyang 7-1 in basketball today. First to 11 LOL! He doesn't admit tt he lost but u tink a dog can chase up by 10 points? Haiz he too cocky must teach him lesson LOL!!! Jkjk.

    Today's match was totally one-sided. 20+ or 30+ to zero. We won duh. Edmond had 13/15 strike outs. Total pwnage. David had one single one triple TWO homeruns and one caught out cos the fielder stand very far back. Next year merge then fun liao ^^

    Heard Edmond got owned by Jun Yu LOL! Aww dont be sad Edmond its normal dont deflate ur ego xD

    Sleep-talked, 9:45 PM.



    Saturday, July 12, 2008

    Okay fine changed skin =.= This is just an old skin but aiya temp only cos i lazy to search for new skin >.<

    Anw yesterday i broke my specs when i was playing basketball!!! D: Then IHC lesson kena punished stand up cos very wet LOL! But lucky my degree not very high so still can see luh. My Chemistry Test got 21/40. B4!!! Zzz my chemistry is stuck at tt level. Cant go any higher T.T Physics test and math test probably given out next week. Math sure fail one. Just hope my second test can get better >.<

    After i broke my specs i still wanted to go training xD Yea very hardworking. Played a lil basketball before training and my team owned HAHA. Abit unfair but who ask them dunno how to pick team =x Still can score abit luh but my close range shots very noob!

    I thought i would hit no balls during training but WRONG. I felt quite good yesterday. Got saved 3/3 times :D One bunt one hit one walk. Played first base too and caught all balls!!! HAHAHA BLIND MAN PWNZXZXXZX ;D Anw i caught some pops and some guy cried. WONT SAY WHO =x I think next year i might play first base but Eddy damn pro! I dunno if i can be better =/ Haha but he MUST be pro anw after playing first base for 3 years but he's still the best first base ever (:

    Ohh Jun Han got hit in the shin by a softball SUPER LOUD and he still said not pain. LOL!!! Mr Toh said it ruptured his vein so he didn't feel anything. Scary! But heard he's okay so nvm (: Reached home and felt super shag and slept till 10.30am next morning.

    Today went to make spectacle frame. Lol still the same lens lor. Doesn't look very nice but w/e T.T Gotta chiong ACE!!!

    Sleep-talked, 10:17 PM.



    Thursday, July 10, 2008

    Yay got back Chinese compo test today. Got 64/90 which is A2 :D Quite good considering only 6 ppl got A1 LOL!

    Getting physics and chem test tmr maybe. Must wait for Nick Yeo finish doing hahaha. Poor him. I was showing him how to write with both hands during Physics xD Good opportunity to train himself to be ambidextrous actually (:

    Jun Han lost his touch in basketball today!!! Haha big news. Maybe cos the ball was slippery or something =/ But he says his pass like NBA standard LOL!!! =x

    Training tmr. I bet i'll be rusty >.< Havent trained for quite long cos of C div matches. They just won Woodlands Ring 29-0 yesterday. Lol too easy :D Aiming for Raffles!!!

    Sleep-talked, 9:46 PM.



    Wednesday, July 9, 2008

    Hello! I realised there have been many comments on whether im hot or not. I dont care but dont nid to discuss about it BECAUSE it came with the skin so i didn't bother to change it LOL! And i shall try changing the skin cos some ppl dont have firefox >(

    Ohh anw TRIGONOMETRY SUCKS!!!

    Sleep-talked, 9:54 PM.



    Monday, July 7, 2008

    Happy Youth Day everyone!!! (:

    Maybe its not happy cos i spent the day mugging T.T

    Spent the day mugging math! I think i understood everything except graphs. Ah well shall ask Shawn or some math pro tmr (: Didn't do any homework. Hmm are there any? DAO! :D

    To BMF: We pwnzxzxxzx forever!!! (: HAHA! Freaky how we do the same stuff and say the same things xD AND U CANT DAO ME IF WE MEET ^^ Thanks for the special friendship eh (:

    p.s. BLOG BEST VIEWED IN MOZILLA FIREFOX!

    Sleep-talked, 9:59 PM.



    Sunday, July 6, 2008

    Ahh i slacked the whole day! Still procrastinating LOL! Got 2 more days ma relaxxxxxx =.=

    Went to play basketball at Ngee An Poly today. Haha played match with 2 foreign adults. Dunno who la me and one vs my bro and another one. Lol we won but the guy in my team like dunno how to do anything. I scored like 90% of the points. My bro was very accurate haha! Like suddenly! Made one super nice block. My bro shoot already then i jump to the board there and hit it away. NISEEEEE. NBA liao LOL! xD But those ppl damn tall very hard to block!

    After that went to play with a family cos we lent them the ball. Okay they just took the ball but w/e la haha. Me and my bro vs their father and his son(P3). LOL completely owned tt match. P3 only ma. But tt father damn funny...when i shooting then he ask,"Ur brother ar?" Then i dao awhile then shoot then CHOP then say,"Yea" LOL own him flat =x Distract me sia. After tt alot of chop. Wa starting to be like Daniel =x My brother also own. His shooting suddenly very accurate ^^ Heh they pass super high pass but then jump high enough to catch =P But rebounds tt guy so tall then i couldn't get all. About 80%? >.< Ohh today no fadeaways scored!!! HAHA!

    In conclusion playing match with adults is fun or else no kick! Yay finally ego alot. Random ego-ing ftw! Or else will become zi bei! (:

    Sleep-talked, 10:05 PM.

    Bleah slacking time is over! Math test is next wednesday. Still cant get some things. Must mug! Got so many formulas to memorise =/

    Anw Friday's training was abit waste time lol. Cos Mr Toh's pitch was very very slow so everybody do running hit must stop wait swing. Lol i run liao then stone. Then hit the ball. LOL i could even do double fake bunt then hit. So alot of homeruns. Haha what a stupid match. Anw Edmond's ball is fast for C div! But he must stop HP ppl HAHA! And RGPS won some sch 59-4! LOL complete ownage. If only i could see the match! xD

    Hwa Chong is setting more and more rules. Cannot stand it lol. First the demerit points for everything. Then the rule that leaders with MSG 4.00 must be relinquished from their position. THEN they say must set heavy punishments for students who plagarise. Haha not like i will be involved in any of them but stillll alot of new rules! =.=

    Ah well only about 3 more years and then must go NS already T.T So fast...

    Sleep-talked, 12:52 PM.



    Thursday, July 3, 2008

    Yessssssss physics and chemistry tests are over (: still got second tests but dao first >.< Sian got math test next week. Understand those E math topics but A math i dont understand! Die already luh.

    After the tests went to play basketball. Qing Yang was being a very good entertainer LOL. Lazy to go into the details xD

    Sleep-talked, 8:54 PM.



    Wednesday, July 2, 2008

    Heh sorry for not posting for so long >.< not much time got physics and chemistry tests coming up tmr!!! Stress man nid to de-stress. Just did some revision for them. Heard physics was difficult =/ Sure fail luh my physics SUCKS.

    Okay anw PE the hip hop lessons super lame. Hwa Chong dance so bloody easy LOL!!! And very lame. To the front, to the front, and back, and back, side step hop, side step hop, step step hop, step step hop, keep it low, keep it low, jump, jump, criss cross, criss cross, turn. Haha the whole thing. Memorised it leh and the song super lame =x Learning dunno what popping next lesson?

    Today's assembly was most interesting. Some speaker came to talk about how he marries the sciences to remove pests. Gosh the pests must hate him to the core. But he was quite funny so yea people were listening xD HAHA THE HILARIOUS PART WAS TAN BB. He go make people laugh with his gay laughs and then expect ppl not to laugh. Then he randomly "den den den" then make us laugh then say,"You see you see, liddat then cannot take it already." *SIGHS* And his sigh is very gay. Okay BOYS cmmon. LOL. Is this some laughter controlling session or something? Then he got kind of pissed and people were still laughing and he gave demerit points. Abusing power..... He scold people also so g**. Cannot stand it. I will nvr believe he is a m*l* unless he shows us his p*n*s to me. Even if he shows i might not believe it =x

    Heh enough niao-ing. I shall talk about something else.

    Congrats to C div for winning Orchid Park 15-7!!! (: This means they almost surely pass liao cos the other 2 schools are the noober schools xD Unless they cock up really badly they should be able to win by about 20 runs? =x Heh nise dunno how many years liao then go into semis. ACSI better watch out if they meet our C div again =P

    I shall end the post and go de-stress T.T

    Sleep-talked, 9:55 PM.