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SOFTBALLER
Norris Tan

Hwa Chong Institution
Softball B div
Shortstop
Slacker
6 October 1993
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  • Tuesday, February 26, 2008

    Just came back from Izumi's house! Turns out that his nose is fractured and he has to go for surgery!!! Wa so serious D: Must give him all my luck lol. We went to play basketball for a while at Izumi's condo then i was on form haha. Cos Gideon's new ball just rocks. Everybody was scoring actually...not only me. Heh and we have a team lay-up =P

    Tmr is against Maris Stella!!! Crucial match!

    Sleep-talked, 9:20 PM.



    Monday, February 25, 2008

    How does it feel like hurting someone without knowing how u hurt him/her? Efffffffffff. Stay awake until 12 midnight still dunno wth i did. Arghhhhhhhhh!!!

    Then today St Nick's girls come everybody was unusually high and more crap than ever!!! Everybody trying to attract attention zzz. Suddenly whole class so enthu. Most obvious is Zhi Hao hahaha. Keep talking so much crap. Omgosh. Yap Shinn suddenly so good mood also LOL!

    And today is a screwed up day partially becos of this. More screwed up is during training. I was damn tired cos i slept so late then i couldn't even concentrate in catching the balls. Resulted in 2 orh chehs. LOL Zhao Xun can continue calling me orh cheh boy zzz. So i was completely lethargic during training.

    Then after training even worse. Me and dom were training my throw to 2 then suddenly we heard commotion behind us and we saw Izumi on the ground. Then i thought just ball hit then i heard blood and when i go see i shocked man! So much blood from the nose. Scary. Lucky nvr hit eye or else really gg. But then dont blame Rui Jie cos nobody wanted this to happen. Who would have thought that a random stick-out of the bat will cause this accident. He's sad enough already dont nid add salt to the wound. Anw what's done is done!!! Just have to be careful next time. Get well soon Izumi! Dont nid scared cannot participate in next game. Just rest!

    Anw i decided to cut down on my ego. Cos ar some ppl ego to me i also very bueh song. Sorry i was damn ego then i bet alot of ppl bueh song me. Got chinese saying: 己所不欲,勿施于人。LOL so chim. But i tink u all understand right? Dont wanna explain.

    So basically today was screwed up. Tmr X-country! SLACK!

    Sleep-talked, 8:30 PM.



    Friday, February 22, 2008

    Happy Birthday Valerie! (:

    Haha okay today was end of week already so i was like looking forward to training. Lol i dunno why our class like to talk so much then always kena scolded by teachers =.=

    Today my knee was creaking. And was pain in the joints there D: Haiz catchers all liddat. Nvm just rest for like 1 or 2 days okay already. But i managed to slack from catching and look at JC seniors catch. Lol their throws are imba fast man. Actually i also can but i must put in alot of strength...not like them so easily. But my throw improved already i tink. NO stealing!!! My batting was quite good. Only batted 2 times cos so many ppl! First one running hit save then second one drag bunt out. Wa i thought i saved then the JC ppl throw then i out already. Zzz their throws really too fast. Haha and Coach after that talk about the ACSI match...how we could have won from many situations but the effed up umpire had effed up calls =.= Nvm we go thrash Maris Stella can liao =P

    Want come support also can haha. Just dont distract us pls.

    Sleep-talked, 9:33 PM.



    Wednesday, February 20, 2008

    Today we thrashed Chai Chee 34-0 at 2 innings. Means we didn't play finish the match. But then at least they got good sportsmanship not like ACSI. They won us but didn't gain any respect. Lol anw dont want to say they lousy la. But today we treated this game like training lol. We tried all our variations due to the incredibly slow pitching. Wa like slowpitch liddat. Lol then first time go out to bat first ball i hit homerun hit. Very nice contact and went damn far. But then foul ball LOL! Everybody shocked cos im freaking small(compared to the Chai Chee players). Then nearly kena striked out manzxzx. Just lucky the catcher not good =x But after that i made 2 good hits and one bunt and ONE HOMERUN! Lol oops caps. First competition homerun what. Average is 1.00!!! Haha i tink quite alot of ppl average 1.00 also. Too many to name. Our variations in batting rock!

    Doesn't really give me a sense of satisfaction winning this game. Lol but i dunno how Maris let Chai Chee score 11 runs. Maybe their pitcher not as good as Heng Yang. Next game is crucial match against Maris! Must win!

    Anw my IHC scored A1 haha. 16/20. High man. Don't feel like studying for english =x

    Sleep-talked, 8:49 PM.



    Monday, February 18, 2008

    So close! Lost 7-6. Bottom 6, 2 down, 2 strikes, man at 3. Leading 5-6. Thought we were going to win and tt bloody guy hit a homerun. We made a few errors yea but stilllll. I wont feel so bad if we were thrashed but 7-6??!! **** Umpire effed up and ACSI were rough. They knocked me 3 times when they reached home and Edwin kena pushed one time and punched another time. Well the good thing is i stopped all balls and didn't let them have any free bases.

    Argh nvm next game Chai Chee. Maris beat them 48-11. Well Chai Chee were thrashed but it proves that Maris's defence sucked too because it let Chai Chee score 11 runs. So i think got good chance of winning Maris. Then we'll win Chai Chee and Geylang Methodist to proceed to semi-finals. And hopefully meet ACSI again to thrash them. Damn pissed.

    Dunno what im talking about dont have to. Ppl with no good comments also dont need to tag or tell me cos it'll only get me more pissed. Those who want to niao softball go ahead. But niao only if u all can win anything...or else shut up.

    Sleep-talked, 8:47 PM.



    Saturday, February 16, 2008

    Yesterday's training was fun! Cos we had a match with A div and won 6-4 :D Haha and the JC guys run super fast. Then PTG Ms Tan told my parents i no target again. Lol i dont even noe i study for what.......

    Today was mugging day! Mugged IHC. Ahhh! Must memorise so much stuff. Gonna continue with it tmr with physics. Physics sure fail liao lol. Nvm i just try my best.

    Next monday against ACSI. Can't wait!

    Sleep-talked, 8:43 PM.



    Thursday, February 14, 2008

    Happy Valentine's Day!!!

    Ahhhhh screwed up! But still it was good to see you <3

    Sleep-talked, 9:31 PM.



    Wednesday, February 13, 2008

    Lol i got some sort of abstinence rocket today by some ppl who come to sch talk about love. "Sex is the highest commitment of love" LOL the only sentence i remember =x Haha anw the rocket is they randomly shoot one. Something like rubber band lol. Then they say those who got it will have good valentine's day or have a date or something like that.

    Haha and let's train to beat ACS! Nothing less.

    Sleep-talked, 9:57 PM.



    Tuesday, February 12, 2008

    Today's IHE test was quite easy. But dont want say so much later get back F9 >.<

    Then RGPS also very fun. They are very pro for primary school already. Wa RGPS got so many CCAs man! Anw ar i was in charge of 2 very cheeky girls for tt training. LOL they damn funny. Whole day talk cock. Then they slack then i throw harder at them =x Nvm training their reflexes LOL!

    And then got some ppl playing with sandbags in the basketball court. They throw until the most top part of the basketball rim thingy. Not on the rim, on the metal pole! Wa very accurate. So being a nice guy i go help. Lucky there were two metal poles so i did a pull up on the metal pole to reach for the higher metal pole but still cannot reach. Did like dunno how many pull-ups before getting it down =.= Then i told them DONT THROW AGAIN AR! Next thing they threw up the rim LOL! But their rim very short so i got it down just by jumping. Then after that they still throw! But lucky nvr stuck again =.=

    So after the very funny RGPS training i went back early to try new catcher equipment. Haha damn nice! Its so much better than the old crappy ones.

    Then training started. Everyone's bunting improved alot. Batting alot of ppl still trying to use alot of strength though. Controlllllll! Overall i tink the team is progressing quite well :D But still must jia you alot.

    Thursday's training is cancelled!

    Sleep-talked, 9:23 PM.



    Monday, February 11, 2008

    Congrats to Izumi for hitting 2 nice homeruns! Studying IHE geog no time to post!

    Sleep-talked, 9:32 PM.



    Saturday, February 9, 2008

    Chinese new year is over! Actually its not still got 12 days but in Singapore it is kinda over. No more new year mood already D: Anw thanks Yun Xin for smsing me during CNY or i'll have been bored to death. Yea death! And emo-ed to death too.

    And i just bought 2 new shoes from IMM. Those cheap one =x But quite okay la.

    And im very very sorry Tay. Im so selfish.

    And sorry to Chelly too for not being nice enough? >.<

    Sleep-talked, 10:00 PM.



    Tuesday, February 5, 2008

    Yay Chinese New Year mode LOL! Let's play! Tmr gonna go watch movie then go play basketball. But weekends must study like siao already. All the tests moved to after CNY T.T But nvm mug then mug luh. Play hard must study hard also.

    And today YapHB also holiday mood. Teach until left 10 minutes then say everybody holiday mood so not teaching liao LOL! And today Ching Hun go attitude Ms Tan. Ms Tan ask him move up then he sit there with emo face. So the class stone there. Then Ms Tan flared up. Woohoo first time. Congrats Ching Hun. In the end Ms Tan left him 2 choices: Move up or get out of class. Ching Hun chose to get out. Cool. This case the matter is about "face"(mian4 zi3). If Ms Tan relented she would lose face then cannot get respect from anyone in the class anymore but if Ching Hun relented then he will kena niao. So in the end the only solution was for him to get out.

    Then today i damn tired even though i slept quite early yesterday. Lol training run too much already. So today I was basically sleeping with my eyes open for the whole day. So going sleep soon. Nightttttt.

    Sleep-talked, 9:21 PM.



    Monday, February 4, 2008

    Yay Chinese New Year is coming. But i think i must mug during Chinese New Year cos all my tests are pushed to after CNY. Today Math test ar i think i screwed up. But nvm i just nid 23/40 to get A2 which is easy (: On the bright side of cos. Always look on the bright side!

    Today training Dom's fielding was imbaaaaaaa. He make one nice one bounce throw then i tagged Zhe Ren. Wa he fly like 5 feet sia. I helped him fly LOL! Dom rocksssss. Hope he maintain his form haha. I was like quite extra. The only thing i did was tag Zhe Ren.

    My batting today so shuang man. Must thank Jun Han LOL! He told me to show him one homerun. Then i was like stressssssss. But then after that i really hit LOL! Coach's advice rocks rocks rocks. Like he say already u listen sure hit. So i hit one homerun and 2 triples! So out of 4 turns i made 3 long hits. But alot of ppl hit very well also.

    Yea and pls stop the argument on my blog although it has recently become very active LOL! Here's something i koped from MICHELLE TAY'S blog. Ehh see the credits big big right? Laugh ur ass off!

    GSCE 'O' LevelsHokkien Exam Paper

    Instructions:
    1. Read the passage carefully
    2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.
    3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah!

    Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)

    Question:Singalella why become rich ?

    Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.

    Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

    If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

    CPF poon boh.

    But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

    So he say, "oeh, long chong lai ah."Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, "Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard."Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.

    Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

    That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

    Her neighbour came over and ask, "Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?"

    So Singaalella kong, "I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian."She never expect but the neighbour say, "Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money."

    So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o'clock.

    At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

    Just as Ah Ming told himself, "Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat", Singalella came in.Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.

    "Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai."Ah Ming say to Singalella, "eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!"Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

    But then just it was 12 o'clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

    So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.

    Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

    Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien.....
    A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.
    A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.zhia lat
    E8. Don't understand story and/or catch no ball.

    leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Singabolean
    F9. Don't understand rating.

    kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

    Sleep-talked, 9:22 PM.



    Sunday, February 3, 2008

    You think it's funny? Its bloody not.

    Sleep-talked, 1:51 PM.