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Norris Tan

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  • Sunday, September 30, 2007

    Today i freaking slack la. I dunno why but i was so freaking slack. I will have to make up for it next week. Tomorrow is Childrens' Day and Kee An's birthday. Although we don't normally talk i'll wish him happy birthday since my birthday is just 5 days later (: Actually i also dunno whether its good or bad day becos i still have to mug on my birthday =.=

    Anyway i morning tried to do the math questions then i sian diao liao. I dunno y i tried forcing myself to do it but ARGH! HATE MATH! F*** Ms Siew. Yes f***! But i won't do it personally. This is the first time i scolded the f-word in my blog so u all should noe how i feel. Hopelessly emo =.=

    After that i went through geography since i finished geography liao. Still left natural resources only. Then i go read history. After that i go do the old house at ang siang hill thing.

    It may seem like i did alot but i only took a few hours to do it. And today my former primary school chinese teacher who is currently teaching my brother came to see my bro becos he fractured his arm. Rawr last time i kena bullied by Rachel Toh and gang right? She say becos i too honest. Really =.= Now they don't dare bully me liao la for more reasons than becos my muscle big LOL! Then people last time call me molestor somemore. I also dunno y la sian!

    Then i went to West Mall buy things for steamboat at night. Then eat steamboat for dinner then come in front of computer slack again.

    YES AND F*** THOSE ANONYMOUS TAGS! ESPECIALLY THOSE WITH SAME IP ADDRESS AS ME? WTH MY BRO DIDN'T DO IT AND THERE'S AN IMPOSTER WHO HAS THE SAME IP ADDRESS AS ME? =.=

    Sorry for the f words just now!

    Sleep-talked, 8:35 PM.



    Saturday, September 29, 2007

    Freaking sian day today. Nowadays all we do is mug, eat and sleep. Anything else? Oh man can get crazy one leh. Last year i started studying one week b4 =.= Zai right? Yet now i feel so stressed when im studying much earlier zzz.

    Any my brother kip on kp me. Today i mugging then he keep on talking and using chopstick to throw at me. U noe wads the chopstick for? For scratching his hand when he itchy cos his hand in bandage LOL! Damn childish la he. Then i dao his chopstick he come and talk talk talk make me cannot mug. Somemore i mugging geog must memorise all the facts. In the end i fed up liao i go hit his knee quite hard with my knuckle. Ouch man! I didn't expect him to cry LOL! I too muscle liao. Aiya who ask him come kp me...serve him right =P

    After that super peaceful! He go lock himself in the room emo then i could mug geog WOOHOO! Memorised all the facts on vegetation and land supply. Population nothing much to study so i just read through. Left with resources for geog.

    Then i go study history. I dunno y when i study history i will feel like sleeping =.= Those people so damn retarded. Why the 2 wars so close together huh? Make us need to study BOTH wars ZZZ! -_-||| But i still managed to mug abit of history.

    Mug history liao i don feel like studying le cos chao sian. So i slack until now. Tomorrow im gonna do Siew's test paper =.= My brother at night still wanna gl me use chopstick anyhow like knife poke me. In the end scratch until my hand damn pain. Don't play play really pain one ok! Seriously he think he injured nobody dare to beat him izzit?

    Wa so many things to study i can go mad D: And good luck for everyone for EOYs. Must jiayou! Haiz im damn sad cos next year need to separate.

    2 years le then they separate us!!! Walao just when we built our brotherhood and sisterhood (for bradley, kevin and melvin)they separate us. Damn sad luh! Oh yea han quan how's ur swimming class? XD Anyway its damn sad.

    2C ROCK ON!

    Sleep-talked, 10:27 PM.



    Friday, September 28, 2007

    Now i know why girls from other schools always see HCI students as nerds who wear high socks and high pants. Today got one prize presentation then all the nerds go up receive prize LOL! Their socks all above ankle by MORE than 6cm. Tsktsk so guai sia!

    Anyway today first period is math. So pissed with Ms Siew. She set the mock exam paper so hard how to do? If exam like that all fail manzxzxzx! Some questions she copy paste she herself dunno how to do then must ask Guo Chen the math pro help her. She's seriously a failure. Cant stand her man.

    English period is Ms Claire Wood's last period with us. We cut out leaves and wrote thank you and lotsa stuff on the leaves then string it up. Then hang on the neck of Ms Wood then become tree!XD See our class so sweet (: I think our class is the best! Im so so so freaking sad that next year we will be separated D: Thinking about it can make me cry sia T.T

    After recess was Geography. Got presentation and this is digressing time! Always got presentation then she will digress like siao talk about Pulau Ubin and Labrador Park then in the end we nvr learn anything =.=

    Literature lesson very slack. Anjie damn zai always nvr do homework. Can set record! Grandfather is seriously very chim but nvm i got Guo Chen's lit notes =P

    History lesson pwns. Paul Ho damn imba, he very quickly told us what questions might be tested for which topic and ran thru them super quickly. Then we all were taking notes like siao >.< Paul Ho is good history teacher.

    Double Chinese Zhang Lao Shi read to us a book. Hmm we were supposed to say some thoughts about the book to gain OP points. I only have 5/10 so i just stand up talk some crap XD Chinese rox cos i always get B3, A2 or A1. Nvr ever lower (: And we were also spending the time pranking Kenneth who is as blur as sotong!

    School end i go market eat with Gideon and Edwin. Everyone is mugging for exam and we finally could meet up for lunch XD

    When i went home i began mugging geography. Very easy remember the facts cos i copied them. Tmr i shall mug finish geog then go on to other subjects. No time liao.

    I today went to IMM eat dinner also cos the rice cooker spoil cannot cook rice.

    Then just now i went Yang Cheng's blog found out another spastic person tagged as emperor and said all those stupid stuff =.= Seriously why are there such bo liao ppl in the world? Somemore they so coward...don't even dare to put their own names. When i flame people i tag as my name. You want to flame tag as ur real name! Or else whats the point? And they tag crap also. And super sick stuff which are R21. Why is this so? They all no need mug for EOYs izzit?

    So this shall be the end of my post.

    Sleep-talked, 8:31 PM.



    Thursday, September 27, 2007

    Yesterday post very standard english right? Sorry i must ruin it today XD Btw those of u who believe me thank you, those like "..." who still insist that im a flirt hmm pls show ur name.

    Anyways today was damn sian. So many double period waraos will die one. First two period double math liao =.= She gave her mock test paper she set HERSELF. Wth is wrong with tt paper? So hard that even those exempted dunno how to do the questions =.= Or should i say wth is wrong with her. Will the exam questions be so difficult? Of course not right? If it really is so difficult i'll chop off my head.

    After recess was double malay. We learnt about time. Malay is the most sian lesson i have ever been in! And its DOUBLE!

    English, Ms Claire Wood came in and teach us about inference. She call chinese names very funny then when she call we imitate her then she thought we niao-ing her accent tsktsk. Luckily she don't mind. Got one part say, "...father came back long after the youngest child was tucked in bed." Haha then some sick ppl so say,"...father came back long after the youngest child was *ucked in bed." Hope u all noe what it means LOL! Tomorrow she leaving le...heard she was a professor at a Australian University O.O

    After that is double chinese. Got back my chinese test paper...WTH? A2 only zzz. Then i look through the paper realise i make so many careless mistakes! Argh sian la! Means this year I haven't gotten an A1. Waraos!

    Study group today got quite alot of ppl then quite noisy. I realise copying let u memorise faster. Last time i didn't noe...i was just following the crowd by copying notes >.< Now then i noe lol! Lester Phua is so gonna die man. He don mug still keep talking about dota. Anyway what u expect from monkeys who don sit still on their red backsides?

    Go home tt time i saw Bo Yang. Wa then his friend say Bo Yang not fat le wor! Still say he tall, not fat =.= I hear liao xia dao. Bo Yang not fat? Means the whole world people not fat le ar! I won't be so mean to him if he wasn't so err attitude...so he deserves it LOL!

    Reach home already i study geog. Btw my brother just FRACTURED his arm. And yes Lester the monkey, a fracture is MUCH more serious than a sprain =.= U can go try both and tell the difference. Anyway his arm was in a cast then yesterday he couldn't take off his school uniform then have to cut LOL! So today he nvr go school. Walao he now got two options leh. One, is to replace the SA2 results with SA1 results. Two, is to take the exam on the computer. Lol if my parents choose option 1 he don't need take exam! Grr! And he can't write on his right hand lol. Hwa Chong is so much mean-er. They expect us to write with our other hand and only give us extra half an hour! No sympathy one tsktsk!

    So tts all for today. Today not many funny stuff happened. So cya!

    Sleep-talked, 7:53 PM.



    Wednesday, September 26, 2007

    Hello ladies and gentlemen. I am posting because I have realised many people say I am flirt and/or despo and this is NOT the case! I shall explain why...

    Let me tell you all MY definition of flirt. My definition of flirt is someone who has the looks and ability to make many guys/girls think the flirt likes him/her. Then, the guys/girls like the flirt because he/she thinks the flirt likes him/her. However, the flirt does not like any of them and all of them end up heart broken. BUT! The flirt still keeps talking to the guys/girls or even talks to more. A flirt is NOT despo. Many of your definitions of flirt is having many guys/girls to talk to and always talking to many girls at a time, being nice to them and the list goes on. Kindly tell me about more of your definitions!

    I do NOT make girls think I like them. You can ask all the girls i talked to. Do I give them the impression that I like them? Also, the girls will not like me back because I am not handsome or whatever. IF I really break someone's heart, I will not keep talking to them but let them cool down. As to all of your definitions of flirt, I do have many girls to talk to but I do not talk to them. In fact i only talk to ONE girl(Eggy) every night on msn. As I had said, I only talk to Eggy every night, when Michelle Tay comes online then is 2. Is that considered always talking to many girls at a time? Okay about being nice to them. It is basic courtesy to be nice to girls right? Who says all the vulgar words once you see a girl? I also do not say vulgarities to boys, maybe once or twice but I have cut down ALOT! For guys who say I flirt, please think about this yourself. Don't you all treat girls nicely? Those who do not can kindly tag on my blog. Girls who think I flirt, I don't know why you all think i flirt but you all can kindly tag on my blog to tell me why. Actually that fact that I talk to one girl every night already shows that I do not flirt.

    Now to say why I am not despo. Definition of despo being someone who wants a girlfriend/boyfriend at this age and keep on talking to randomly added guys/girls to talk to in search for a girlfriend/boyfriend. Despos also always ogle at guys/girls EVERYWHERE! Your definitions should be about the same. Also, since a flirt is not despo, a despo does not have the ability to flirt.

    I do NOT want a girlfriend yet because I think we are still too young and cannot handle relationships. Yes, I admit that I always randomly add people. However, many of you have the misconception I only randomly add girls! I randomly add boys too for your information! And I only do it when I am bored and have nobody to talk to, this can also expand my network of friends. I do not always talk to them by the way. When I do talk to them, I do not intend to make them my girlfriends! If I talk to guys all the time means I am gay? AND many of you guys talk to girls at night, I shall not give examples. I do not ogle at girls too. I know that this is very hard to prove but I really do not. Up to you whether you want to believe me.

    So the fact that I only talk to one girl every night and the fact that I do not want a girlfriend yet shows I am not flirt or despo. Thank you! (:

    p.s Now I only like !@#$ so I flirt for what? Unless I am not taking it seriously? But I do take it seriously. And people who know who !@#$ is, I don't need free advertisement...ESPECIALLY Hui Lin. AND guys who are preparing to niao me further in school, I don't care so don't bother. THANK YOU! I hope you all don't think I am flirt and/or despo anymore.

    Sleep-talked, 5:53 PM.



    Tuesday, September 25, 2007

    Okay sorry YC for doing free advertisement for u FOC when u do not want it. SO, being a good boy i shall stop advertising on my blog about !@#$%^ to prevent u from flaming me that ima flirt on my blog when i am NOT! ZZZ =.=

    So i will not talk about today 174 trip to school. SKIP!

    First 2 period is LSS. We did some DNA extracting from strawberry then recess liao. Nothing much happened. But i think we should stop niao-ing lester or else he sure break down one day. He is already on the verge of breakdown and we should noe when to stop or it'll be considered verbal bullying.

    After recess is assembly slack slack slack =P Mr Hon is a very guai lan old man =x He says that people who need tuition should not be in hci. Okay fine u pro, not as if i have any tuition but ppl who have tuition sure flame him one la lol. Tsk discussion topic is about hci students sleeping late at night. Me is good mummy's boy so i sleep early at 10pm everyday (: Doesn concern me.

    Music appreciation tt time Mrs Chan tell us about one famous song writer+singer+dunno what then Bradley said DICK Lee. Strong emphasis on the DICK. Lol expected from him la. Kevin also =.= Ppl put one fist in front of him he immediately put his middle finger into the small gap left in between the fist and moan saying,"Oh this is so tight!" Wa damn porno. Eggy won't know what it means but don't bother finding out la too sick =.= Sometimes i really cant stand them!

    After that they talk to us about OBS. I at first still quite okay one then they show us the agenda wa sian! Got all those planning+brainstorming. Wth just jump straight into the sports can? Lol then they keep saying bring suntan lotion. I better bring or else i'll become blacker. The OBS person damn racist keep saying bangla bangla. She treats them as slaves saying,"Don't expect any banglas to clean up after u" Lucky she said to sec 2 cohort, if she say to sec 1 3 or 4 cohort she die liao. Why? Becos Shamugaratnam(MOE sons) are in this 2 lvls. She heng la.

    Literature lesson presentations. Wow we spent like dunno how many periods presenting only 12 presentations which should last for about 10 minutes each? All becos of time-wasters like Tze Yong tsktsk. Keep re-doing LOL!

    Chinese test! Quite okay la but some questions quite hard.

    Then we go KAP mug. Dunno why today alot of ppl go KAP sia. My class 10+ ppl go, Izumi and Jun Han nvr invite me they go themself but then i also nvr invite them la so cannot say they bad XD So my class dont want sit with Eggy, Tiny and Ruth(dunno who today just saw only lol), or maybe cos there is no space. Thus, I must go from one table to another. Lol so i mug with Eggy, Tiny and Ruth. Wa that Tiny spam me 400+ smses! Then when she see me she dont dare to talk to me =.= Lol but the feeling also damn awkward la. That happens when u meet someone very few times =.=

    Go home then kena headache liao lol. Mug until like crazy. Ate panadol then okay liao. Now i shall end my post by saying I NOT FLIRT! Tomorrow tell u definition of flirt and tell u y sia. Cya

    Sleep-talked, 8:09 PM.



    Monday, September 24, 2007

    Today YC is so sad becos he go take the super early second bus. He super suay lor 2 174 come at the same time then he took the double decker then the double decker chiong in front 6.13 reach my stop liao =.= Normally should be 6.20am. So he missed the chance to see $^^*(*&) Don't bother finding out.

    So anyway today rain so no have flag raising.

    First period chinese test LOL! It was quite okay i guess and everytime after a test i will hear something from derrick which is! SURE FAIL ALREADY LA! He said tt for his history then he got A1 LOL! He say that on term 1 he get 20/20 for history...NOT OWN LIAO! This type of ppl so act one tsktsk!

    After recess was double science. Today instead of Ms Jennihwer Ting, Ms Sandra Tan come and teach us lol. For ur info, I tink Mr Collin Toh is the most handsome teacher in hci and Ms Sandra Tan is the prettiest teacher in hci. Haha just becos all the hci teachers suck la =x Anyway back to the point, we all were damn racist. You know the advertisement on the indian? Ok la briefly say.

    Indian: This is dunno what shop. What u want? We got blahblahblah
    Indian: Okay u want butter chicken and something else ar? Where u live?
    Indian: Sing-a-pore
    Indian: Wait? Is it another country? How many times must i tell u this is bombaydan(dunno how to spell la) INDIA!

    *Hangs up and does guai lan face*

    LOL and then we imitate his accent super racist =x

    Okay skip to Mrs Chai period. Guiness World Record come liao, Tze Yong, Ying Jie and An jie do their lit presentation FOUR times still must redo again LOL! They pwnzors everyone. I think i solo also can do better than all 3 of them sia. Dunno wth they doing LOL!

    Today math Ms Siew got come leh. Then she said something about she had blood clots on her piles and she must cut off(dunno what) in order to teach us. Lol then she say she just go through one more test paper then let us do ourself le woohoo! Maybe YC's prayer worked sia XD Okay la don niao her already see her so pitiful.

    After school go West Mall eat lunch with Derrick. Anyway when i crossing the overhead bridge must climb steps right? Then I saw two girls who cut their skirt so short =.= Okay from below can see the ahem ahem liao. Nvm i look away see i so good (: Lol anyway they cut their skirt until like mini skirt for what? Somemore cut until like shit liddat not straight at all LOL! Retarded! Then when they sit at bus stop leg open big big. Want ppl see izzit?

    When i reached home i mug geography. Copy notes for 1 half hour lol not bad. I have copied 13 pages of notes O.O Spam.

    Tmr going KAP mug. Who wanna go?

    Sleep-talked, 8:14 PM.



    Sunday, September 23, 2007

    Yosh ppl!

    A very big Thank you to ANONYMOUS for helping me post yesterday cos i couldn't make it online =P I shall not give any hints lol.

    Anyway yesterday i spent 3-4 hours mugging history then after that i slack liao tsktsk. My bro go tuition then i use the computer for awhile then keep on slacking.

    I forgot what i did in the evening lol but at night my mother suddenly keep on scolding ppl for no reason then force us sleep at 10pm on a SATURDAY! Grr saturday so early sleep for what? Then i couldn't sleep so i did 100+ sit-ups and 30+ push ups lol then make myself tired.

    Woke up at 9am today. Then i didn't mug in the morning just felt like slacking >.< Then my bro go tuition i use computer for awhile again to surf internet then off liao.

    I had to go to my cousin's house to see my grandmother. Wa then i saw my cousin. *GASP* He is 100kg which is 2 times my weight =.= AND he is only 180cm LOL That is freaking short for a person who is 100kg =.= I think he can go and be sumo wrestler liao...he got enough fats =x

    Then when going home must fetch my 2 aunts home. Woohoo my big aunt keep talking and talking and talking non-stop sia. Somemore she talk so loud keep on talking my ear waraos can become deaf one sia! She also keep on shooting saliva like machine gun liddat =.= Effect of raining. "You can stand under my umbrella...you can stand under my umbrella ella ella ella a a under my umbrella ella ella ella a a" Oops sorry my err radio spoil =x

    Go home i mug geography mug like siao. I go copy the whole topic on land resources cos teacher nvr teach finish. I write super hard i dunno y...must be influenced by yang cheng tsktsk. Then i go flip the page the page like rotten liddat so soft LOL! The poor paper! D:

    Now im using the computer! And chatting to nobody cos nobody is chatting to me and i am not chatting to anybody lol. Now i have nothing to blog about already. Anyway for a song about GC pls go to http://wongyangcheng007.blogspot.com (:

    Cya!

    Sleep-talked, 9:18 PM.



    Saturday, September 22, 2007

    Hello people I am currently posting for SOMEONE cuz that someone is TOTALLY LAME and asked me to post for him cuz he couldnt come online and use the comp tonight. And apparantly he had thousands of darling readers reading his blog so it was extremely important for him to post, even if it meant getting someone else to post for him.

    And I dont know what happened to the HIGHLY important person today, so this will be the end of the extremely short, useless, and uninformative post .

    And to the most egoistic person i've ever met, aka author and owner of this blog, dont kill me when you see this, cuz you were the one who asked me to post. I am but following the valuable, short and extremely useless instructions you gave me


    Signing off,
    The wonderful annoymous person


    Who you'll never guess, so you should give up! Give up for the greater good!

    And as for you, as the author of this blog, you better protect my identity if not i shall KICK you. And you can be sure I will kick you HARD.

    Sleep-talked, 11:20 PM.



    Friday, September 21, 2007

    Im getting lazier and lazier to post everyday but just force myself post la bleah since today quite happy lol.

    Today first period is math! Then we waited for 20 minutes no teacher come in then Guo Chen call Ms Siew found out she nvr come to school today WOOHOO! Damn happy sia and we found out she had to go for an operation. Liposuction? The sucking of fats from the body lol but anw if she suck the fats out of her body she cant get rid of her "baby face" which she claims to have =.= Still look damn disgusting. Anyway my class was damn evil then hope that she die in the operation. Must be she eat too much things then too fat la tsktsk. She smsed Guo Chen ask us pray for her health cos she Christian. This is Yang Cheng's prayer:

    Dear Father in Heaven,
    Pls help Ms Siew regain her health
    BUT
    Let her cannot teach again
    Amen

    LOL nice oneeeeeeeeee.

    Anyway next period Ms Wood came in to teach us how to write descriptively. Bleah i suck in writing descriptively. Then we still supposed to write compo!

    After recess is Geography Ms Yap. She let us continue our test papers. Abit retarded la cos we prepared for the questions b4 the paper =.= cos we had seen the questions in the paper. Then she abit retarded say she won't catch anyone who is cheating cos they are cheating themselves. Damn diao la she really wont catch...IM SURE!

    Literature we presented the Literature Chapter 9 for LOTF. Actually me and Kang Tai slack only Yang Cheng presented the whole thing! Nvm la my literature ACE max liao. Tze Yong, Ying Jie and An Jie damn imba...do their presentation for 3 lessons Mrs Chai all ask them to re-do LOL! They are slacker group!

    History, Mr Ho super humourous keep talking crap. But i forget liao la i cannot remember jokes as well as Yang Cheng lol. So just go his blog and see but he nvr posted today.

    Double chinese Zhang Lao Shi nvr come but we were supposed to write zuo wen! Yesterday also write today also write walao will die one sia. Yesterday one i fastest to finish right? Today one i also fastest to finish lol then i help ppl to complete again being the good boy i am. We were talking about yellow(pervertic) then Yang Cheng said,"Yellow pages is a porn magazine!" LOL the whole class laugh.

    End school liao actually wanna go KAP mug but then nobody wanna go so in the end me and Yang Cheng didn't go ZZZ. All wanna go home play Dota and Counterstrike. Just as Derrick says: Dont play game, must mug! Tsktsk!

    At night go to the Mid-autumn Festival Celebration at Pei Hwa. Wa so many ppl lighting lantern walking around i just find one spot and sit down slack. Thats why i today so late then come home still post for everyone see.

    Then now im currently slacking in front of the computer doing nothing. So i shall go do some stuff though i dunno wad stuff...bye!

    Sleep-talked, 10:12 PM.



    Thursday, September 20, 2007

    Hey peeps.

    Today first 2 periods is Math!!! Okay everyone was wishing siew mai nvr come and in the end siew mai really nvr come! Celebrate! (: I bet is becos she eat too many things like 2000 plates of rice, 500 chickens, 200 pork, 700 beef 1800 ice creams TUBS. Haiz she really can eat huh so now she fall sick so "sad". All rounded off one lor actually is the no. ++! Okay anw Mr Phan(fun) came in woohoo so fun XD But we still had to complete 2004 paper. I feel like have great ahchievement sia...first time i finished a paper MYSELF! *round of applause* Thanks Thanks! Especially math paper! Feel so proud of myself =P The last question i dunno luh. Damn hard so i ask Shane da pro. Wow he super pro! U noe y i could ask? Cos Mr Phany Phan must relief other classes also then leave our class tsktsk! Me bad boy XD

    Double malay damn funny. We were practising dialogue about selling fruits. Tze Yong was super funny. First i'll give u background info on lester. He is a monkey! So tts what tze yong did (i translate to english)

    Joash picks up mangosteen and asks how much.
    Tze Yong: This is a mangosteen (MANGGIS in malay pronounced as monkeys)
    Then we all laughing like crazy already then tze yong hold the mangosteen in front of lester and gave a very guai lan look make lester super pissed LOL! Can laugh until die sia. This is not the end.

    Joash picks up banana and asks how much again.
    Tze Yong: This is a banana (pisang) Ini orang utan suka!(This one orang utan like!)Wa i tell u cannot take it already. He still wave the banana in front of lester like he will eat it like that LOL. The whole class erupt into laughter man. Damn funny!

    English lesson talk about descriptive writing and shao jie, darren and nicholas pwned us in descriptive writing LOL! My writing sux!

    Chinese period write compo i first to finish XD Dunno why today compo i write super fast and used chim words. I finished in like 50 minutes? Then i finish liao help yc do tsktsk so good right? Help him do as in he ask me how to write words then i help him. See? I am a walking chinese dictionary thankew you all!

    Waaaaaa then i must stay back for study group. Actually i wanna pon but i noe tt shao jie and derrick going so i stay. Cannot pon anw cos Ms Tan come look for us =.= So i mugged geog and history. Not bad la i can understand all the history things le XD Last time i gong gong one.

    Then i went home take bus 174 i saw xinyi! Then i was like O.O cos we met like quite a few times le. Started in holidays i go for training met her in bus then after tt keep meeting her le haha. When i was walking to bus stop i was still thinking if i would meet any girl i know sia O.O

    Anyway i realised Shao Jie is superrrrrrrr man! You noe hc judo? I realised really ALOT OF DESPO PPL! And Shao Jie is not even affected! He totally pwns man not even despo at all even though all the ppl in judo are despo LOL. Must really praise him XD Continue the good work! Oh and don't go around telling the whole hc judo i say they despo or else im dead! =x

    Kae now im going to slack XD buai buai

    Sleep-talked, 8:41 PM.



    Wednesday, September 19, 2007

    Morning damn retarded. People keep asking me today timetable is what i keep saying today first period PE then guess what? I forgot to bring PE! Wth? Then i must go downstairs buy one for $7. Now im freaking poor D:

    Then reading period we decided to change then Zhang Lao Shi come in. Kang Tai already take off his shirt already then he quickly use uniform cover LOL! tsktsk!

    Anyway PE was fun cos we played basketball! Abit rusty cos nvr play for very long le. But still own la cos i played with erm those who don play bball usually. Cannot call them noobs like Bo Han =.=

    Literature slack la as usual see them presentations only.

    Assembly all the potato eater go speak. LOL all direct translate from english to chinese then i dunno wth they all talking about. So boring somemore.

    Math Ms Siew just throw us one paper to do. Quite easy la first part i keep on getting method mark answer mark cannot get =.= Too noob liao.

    After tt go Junior College eat. Wa all buy ice cream then the ice cream got one sucker to suck the ice cream out. Then everybody play safe buy cup one han quan buy cone one. Then we were thinking how it would suck the cone up. Wow missed one time. Then we thought sure tio scam liao. To our surprise the sucker go re-suck LOL so high tech sia. Tze Yong try dunno how many times then finally suck up his ice cream. That sucker try so hard to suck his ice cream up LOL.

    Now is the compulsory study group for me zzz. Retarded sia. Han Quan went for like half and hour. His math super imba from term 1 the topics still remember. Main reason? Cos he can lag back to term 1 and remember all the formualas XD

    Go home damn tired liao i sleep all the way.

    Tts all for today byebye!

    Sleep-talked, 9:22 PM.



    Tuesday, September 18, 2007

    Hello.

    Today damn sian. Okay w/e anyday in school is sian for me =.=

    Okay flag raising damn funny sia. The person go "faris sedi ya" (however u spell it) then Cheng An make me laugh until can die sia. You know what he do? He go put his right hand on his heart like wanna say pledge like that then he sang the majulah singapura song like that. Sing halfway then he realised then he open his mouth like he always does when he gets surprised then he quickly put his hand down. Eh damn lag and blur can? HALFWAY! LOL super blur also ppl want him stand at attention he wanna recite pledge. His actions when he talk also super funny.

    Science Research Module first period. Ms Ting keep talking about chimnology of DNA and in the end i only got the thing about A-T and G-C. I realised i see Bo Han i will feel an intense feeling of bueh song-ness lol. I dunno why but he always say ppl noob and kp ppl at basketball. I can own him la pls and he keep scolding me noob. Today he was trying to attract attention by wearing a fake big plastic specs meant for old ppl. Think he very cool huh? Anyway we were released early. That's the good thing about this module.

    Geography we all do the practice test paper which she didn't even tell us to prepare for zzz. Then i forgot alot of information can...SCREWED!

    Chinese lesson Zhang continue talking about composition stuff.

    English lesson Ms Claire Wood come talk to us about letter. One parent complain one story was too violent then we must reply as a teacher. Then An Jie lazy to think of reply just say,"I totally agree with you. The story will be removed from today onwards...I will change it to Horror movies. I shall let them watch SAW3 tmr" Wa super crap can =.=

    Yay history lesson so "fun". Mr Ho come in and give us another practise paper. Woots he told us NYGH Sec 4 paper. Wth?! He say can do then the exam paper will be a breeze. Okayyy =.=
    Tze Yong: "If cannot do leh?"
    Mr Ho: "Go commit suicide la!"
    Tze Yong: "Okay then i go commit suicide"
    Mr Ho: "If u wanna commit suicide pls do it outside the class"
    Mr Ho is super cool lor lol he says words like bloody and bastards and asshole LOL!

    Chinese lesson AGAIN! This time give back our letters. Got 13/20 lol this days my compo and letter get like shit =.=

    Then the class play soccer i went home. I did 2 tests which i was good in just to revise abit. Got full marks for both sia lol. Easy one la. Indices + Expansion + Factorisation + Quadratic Equations. Then i slack until now.

    I waiting YC online to do lit. Kang Tai come tell me,"If u cannot do the lit then its ur problem." Wth? Oi we are in the same group? And u tell me this is MY problem? Then Yang Cheng say im supposed to do the presentation. Then what they do? Slack izzit? Then if tmr presentation cannot prepare what will they do? Sabo me okay fine =.= W/e la zzz. Kang Tai told me yang cheng said tt so i dunno. I don care liao la wait until YC come online.

    BB

    Sleep-talked, 8:26 PM.



    Monday, September 17, 2007

    Today first period Chinese. I got the lowest mark i ever got in compo sia...54/90 which means just 60%!!! Anyway i already knew it. I flunked the whole thing lol and wrote so much crap i didn't know what i was writing >.< So nvm luh don care liao...now the main thing is EOYs!

    Recess everybody chionging summary tsktsk all naughty boys. I only copy 4 questions! LOL last time i sec 1 right i copy the whole thing including summary =.= Pro right? Sec 1 super slack XD Too bad now sec 2 liao.

    Science module was super slack can. They let us watch a video which i could see no point in cos they didn't let us watch finish =.= Whats the point of showing us a video and not finishing it huh? Then tell us can go library borrow -.- Might as well tell us at the start. Mr Yap Shinn and the other female teacher i tink called aiya forgot liao =.= Anyway they 2 damn lame sia. The female teacher keep talking lame jokes. Mr Yap was talking to Shawn Sng behind me.

    Mr Yap: Why your worksheet blank one? Waiting for your girlfriend do ar?
    Shawn: Aiya Mr Yap I noe u got alot of girlfriends right? One for everyday
    Mr Yap: How you know? I got sunday one leh!

    Walao Mr Yap next time u got girlfriend i will tell sia! TSKTSK~

    English book circle damn hwanny. Okay when teacher not there we discuss like crap. I summariser actually i prepare super long script then ppl ask me summarise then i summarise until like only 5 minutes LOL! Then Yang Cheng discussion director supposed to ask questions right? He re-use the questions for both Ms Tan and Ms Wood. LOL damn funny la! Then when we re-using for Ms Tan,Ms Wood walk by then we laugh like crazy! Cos we were saying the exact same things to Ms Tan we said to Ms Wood. Then we said the exact same replies to yang cheng's questionsthen laugh again LOL! I here say not funny la must experience it urself >.<

    Anyway lit we play prank on chai lao shi. We got change the font to some guai lan font which gives all the symbols then we act as if we know what the presentors presenting LOL! Tze Yong+An Jie+Ying Jie damn imba. They prepare the presentation 2 weeks haven prepare finish =.= Pro-ded. So we laughed for like 15 minutes? Yay wasted so much time (:

    Siew mai was like going through all those test questions and i realised i coulda passed but i was damn careless la lol. Aiya heck care la! Then all the ppl chiong to her for more marks i don care XD

    After school me, li ye and lester go see Mr Yong cos we nvr hand in IS Flash Project. We wait from 1.45 to 2.15 then he come walao let us wait in staff room like wetards for half an hour =.= Somemore he only come and say "Go home and re-send the Flash Project" then let us go liao =.= I thought he wanted to talk more serious stuff but anw all IS teachers cannot talk one la dunno why. All thanks to derrick i could not hand in my flash project. He super clever lor i do finish liao he go and delete from the school com thinking that it will be restored after re-starting but my super com can delete the file! Then my file gone liao =.=

    Nvm i go home i kope his flash project then edit background and all those shit then submit LOL! But the concept is the same but i dont tink Mr Yong will notice since Derrick's project was 2 terms ago >.<

    Soo today was a very hwanny and slack day but i wasted my whole afternoon editing the flash project so no time to mug sian! Nvm tmr chiong ar!

    p.s MY JUNIOR DAMN IRRITATING LA, BENJAMIN GOH WEI HAO CLASS 1D. HE KEEP THINKING I SOME DESPO SHIT KIP INTRODUCING GIRLS TO ME =.= STOP LA!

    Sleep-talked, 9:05 PM.



    Sunday, September 16, 2007

    Today I woke up at 10.45am!XD That means i slept for 12 hours leh not bad cos i havent slept for so long for such a long time.

    Weekends are damn boring anw. Read one newspaper article on a Monkey God Tree or w/e a few days ago LOL damn funny sia all the ppl put the incense+banana there. That is lester's ancestors! Why pray to a tree anw? =.= Damn lame la it just looks like a monkey. Even if a monkey head was there need to pray to monkey meh? Like Sun Wu Kong will offer you any protection =.=

    And then my mother today not at home for very long time cos must visit grandmother at hospital then father go work so i was stuck at home for whole day like yesterday ZZZ! Walao imagine staying home for 2 days consecutively to mug when its the weekends...will die one right?

    Then now msn not alot of ppl online i dunno y. Usually this time will have around 50-60+ ppl online on my contacts now only got 38 =.= Wth is wrong today? Then I have nobody to chat to so bo liao.

    Somebody ask me to link their TMSA blog somemore when im in their blacklist =.= So pro right? Blacklist means im not allowed to join TMSA btw lol.

    Bored bored bored cos the ppl i want online are not online so now i go slp

    bye

    Sleep-talked, 9:36 PM.



    Saturday, September 15, 2007

    55th post!

    Today damn bo liao nothing to do just stay at home mug like crazy lol. Sian EOYs coming cannot go anywhere T.T Haha now hci got mooncake festival celebration but i nvr go becos nobody go =.=

    Mug slack mug slack so boring ZZZ!!! And siew mai still give us the 2003 exam paper want us to hand in as hw on wednesday haha. Ever since 20 ppl failed her test she become more vigirance. Hope can get good results for EOYs T.T

    Sleep-talked, 9:10 PM.



    Friday, September 14, 2007

    Boring day and today dont feel like posting so this will be super short.

    Soo math test 20 ppl failed and 15 ppl passed!!! 2 ppl get A1! Qiang right? Now got 19 other ppl pei wo (: So nice XDD Now can prove that siew mai teaching SUX! Haha then she wan re-test i bet cos she scared parents complain her or principal ask her (: Who ask her teach until like shit huh? I bet her re-test she sure make until damn easy let all of us pass haha (:

    Claire Wood come in then give us english assignment lol. Hmm ever since she took over Ms Tan we have had homework every lesson from her! D: Somemore our EOYs coming!

    Ms Yap Hui Pwn(copyright yang cheng)was talking with her extremely waluable engrish again. Wery pwo right? Twopical Wainwhowest tsk! That time i say to my bro then he ask wad the hell i talking LOL!

    Literature slack slack slack (: History Paul Ho nvr come also slack then kang tai and yang cheng spam wax on my hair. LOL no pic cos my hair short cannot wax very properly. Got wax like no wax liddat =.=

    I thought becos of projects day we 12pm release sia! In the end only sec 1s can! No fair luh! But they must sit through the whole projects day tsk! Last year i also. Anyway zhang lao the 2 periods one period used for one of the project day grand finalists to present. The info so chim all the questions we could ask were like not very chim one. Their teacher mentor spam them questions then they cannot answer she scold them like siao LOL they kip laffing somemore. But she damn funny so sure will laff one la even i will laff if i see her scolding me lol.

    After tt go home then my mother must go see my grandmother in hospital. Heard her kidney got some problem haiz. So now i shall use computer and slack XD

    Sleep-talked, 8:39 PM.



    Thursday, September 13, 2007

    Herros everybodys.

    Todays mornings i take 157 instead of 174 becos i wanted to sit with yang cheng but i saw yuan feng in the bus then donch wanna dao him so go up 157. In the end reach school super early =.= Then we go in first thing see kevin mugging math LOL! Okayyy but then i slack with alot of other ppl talk crap. Now the class playing counterstrike and dota zzz like its very fun. Counterstrike shoot shoot shoot use all the guns waraos whole day shooting not sian meh? Haha anw it applies for all games. Whole day doing blah blah blah not sian meh? LOL tts y there are many ppl quitting games and starting on new ones. Wa i digressed like siao...chim word right? Not like yc kip using sidetrack tsktsk.

    Anyway we talking halfway then suddenly black out wow zhang lao says this is the first time in 10 years haha. We all damn happy cos we all were thinking if blackout then ms siew haven photocopy the math test yet then shuang diao. Or maybe Mr Hon will say something like we today no lesson becos of blackout haha. Blackout so sian cannot see julian zzz(inside joke). Kelvin is different becos is always cannot see one! Must calculate angle of depression. Go flag raising he call me then i look down and turn behind OMG! I saw his face LOL! Then he say DESPISE AR?! Waraos not my fault la u short i must look down right? I look up also say despise look down also say despise want me look where? =.=

    Reading period we all nothing to read so just slack and talk. Then one teacher i think in charge of our reading period materials one come in guai lan. Talk so much crap about National Geographic. Eh pls ar scold Kelvin like siao for giving out our National Geographic two weeks earlier. Who put the National Geographic there? You right? Then Kelvin of course take tt one right? Then come back empty handed ar? Then blame the whole class for saying we dunno the schedule for Reading Period after being in hci for 2 years =.= Okay lor our fault. Say we irresponsible all those shit lol later whole class gang her sia. I think if Kelvin was taller and bigger she wont dare to kao pei so much pls lol. Nvm cannot blame ppl for having menopause.

    Well siew mai DID print her test papers and DID give out the test papers. GRR so hard la the stupid freaking test. What is siew's problem? Don't teach us anything still give so hard test want the whole class F9? Aiya EXCEPT GUO CHEN!

    Rest of the periods nothing much to say so i skip until after school. Ms Tan niao me sia say i always at the same level =.= PLS LA WALAO MY LAST TERMS MSG IS 3.14 AND 3.4 RESPECTIVELY! COMPARED TO THIS YEAR 4.29 IS NOT DEPROVE DRASTICALLY? WALAO I THINK HER MATH WAS ALSO TAUGHT BY SIEW! Soooo i was being forced into the peer tutoring group due to my wery good results =.=

    Then i eat lunch at poolside liao go home write the narrative for english. Now change teacher so much homework lol. I was training my right hand to write >.< My right hand not bad leh lol but still not as good as my left hand. Haha obviously since im left handed but i shall train then both so zai XD

    Now my mother keep popping in see if im chatting =.= zzz sian sia. Now i typing my narrative becos i have no more foolscap and must type out or else tomorrow cannot pass up LOL!

    Sleep-talked, 8:15 PM.



    Wednesday, September 12, 2007

    Today slack day luh nothing to talk about =.= nvm i make this post as boring as possible =P

    PE lesson we go there then they ask us sit down talk talk talk. Talk so much crap i can sleep sia. My PE shorts so short somemore =.= show my "sexy" legs zzzzzzz! Then at least the teachers got humour la or else we all sure die. They tell us about Festival Of Sports(FOS), say that got basketball, soccer and table tennis. Soccer fully packed of course lol even kang tai and shane go warao basketball no hope liao only got me LOL. Never mind la the other 4 defend i attack can liao (: Basketball got 6 fouls then out right? Or izzit 5? Nvm i injure all their 5 players in the 5 fouls then win le (: So clever!=x So violent haha oops! Wa next year those born before 1 April must do pull up haha. Aiya i born on 6th October can do 7 or 8 nia la so little XD

    History slack la only listen to Paul Ho talk about The Rise of Japan. English the potato eater, Ms Claire Wood come in teach us skimming. Yaphb pro sia. Our geog teacher woohoo pwnzors all the 'v' pronounce as 'w'. PWN! Quoted from julian, "I am wery waluable". Wa combine yap+kent cheong+kohkt i show u. "We is wewys waruables!" Those not in hci wont get the joke la tsktsk. Chinese go give out compo.

    WA SEH THIS PART HAPPY MAN! GUESS WAD? SIEW MAI NVR COME SIA DON NID SEE HER FACE OR ELSE EAT LUNCH WILL PUKE OUT ALL THE FOOD THINKING OF ALL THE OIL CONTAINED INSIDE HER =.= But!! She give us ws BUT! We copy each other =P TOMORROW MATH TEST LA SURE FAIL ONE!!! D:

    IS kent cheong lol. As usual he was teaching us perfectly good engrish. I forgot what he said le la. OH YA! He said, "But However blah blah blah!" LOL laff until can die sia. His trademark, "You must take the retest again." haha wery good engrish right? Still got one...he wanna say i wanna run through with u right? He said, "I wanna run through u." WTH?! LAFF UNTIL THE WHOLE CLASS GONNA DIE FROM STOMACHACHE HAHAHA!!!

    Go poolside eat then go bus stop saw shuin jian who was all smiles! Wa damn rare, usually he talking about killing humans and stuff today he still have but lesser. Then heard he was waiting for xinyi then go library mug. OMG! His face smile untillllllllllllll...this is the first time i saw him smile for like half an hour or more? Wow miracle XD Aiya u all don't xiang wai wai manzxzxzx i saying he happy becos he waiting for good fren la =.= Haiya u all tsktsktsk!

    Okay then i go home mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug. WA IM SO PROUD OF MYSELF U NOE Y? I MANUALLY TYPED ALL THE MUG UNTIL THERE WAS A MISTAKE THEN I STOP LEH! Pro anot? I know i very lame but nothing to do ma T.T Bye i go mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug mug OKAY LA DON LAME LIAO CYA!

    Sleep-talked, 9:07 PM.



    Tuesday, September 11, 2007

    hihi ppl tsk im referring to yc's blog for today's events cos i cant remember events well >.< sorry lor LOL!

    Yea today i wanted to take same bus as yc one but then he bathe so long walao longer than girls (not saying girls bathe long la...just that they have more things to put). Then he sms me say he taking later bus lol then i take with yuan feng. Walao everytime reach the stop before NY/NJC will have one whole pack of crescent girls ppl (174) then ppl cannot go out lol. Yuan Feng nearly stuck until next stop LOL. Okay then yc reached school at about 7.00+am.

    LSS sian until can die sia. Jennihwer Ting talk talk talk about research module all those shit make me wanna sleep, *yawns*. Okay somemore dismiss our class latest. You know right all the other classes left without thanking and saying good bye and our class DID! YC lead it haha. See our class so guai tsk bet Jennihwer Ting regretted releasing the other classes first. XD

    After recess assembly also sian one. They were talking about whether B3 for Chinese was too high a target. Walao of cos not luh chinese easy as ABC tsktsk i don jia kan tang (eat potato). Then today assembly all in chinese i bet eggy will sleep cos she doesn understand anything they are saying! =x Somemore they keep saying au4 lin2 pi3 ke4 (Olympics) when they meant Math Olympiad. PLEASE LAH OLYMPICS IS BEIJING OLYMPICS LA...NO LINK WITH MATH OLYMPIAD CAN? Okay...I won a gold medal for Singapore in the Beijing Olympics 2008 for MATH! woohoo LOL =.=

    Literature slack like siao then melvin, kevin and bradley were busy getting themselves horny with melvin's gmail acc with all the porn messages. zzz dunno when they became so sick.

    Chinese the Tze Yong read the Chinese story until damn funny sia make the whole class laugh. All the teachers ask if he is from drama club LOL!

    Yay school end already go KAP mug. So many ppl go KAP eat lunch in the end only me yc and derrick left there mugging. OMG i did like erm 2 hours of math? Wa that's the longest time I have sat down to do math LOL clap la! Same for yc who did 1 hour 40 minutes of math cmmon round of applause for those who got mathritis but still can do so much math (: Just that the song very irritating and kip playing over and over again =.= And NY girls screaming zzz! KAP very nice place to mug sia...better than at home so easily distracted >.<

    Anyway JIAYOU FOR EOYS PPL! cya!

    Sleep-talked, 9:16 PM.



    Monday, September 10, 2007

    50th post liao but this post not happy one zzz!
    Bleah dunno wad to post. Actually wanna go KAP mug with yc today but then he don go then i was like still want to go in the end someone smsed me say not going fineeeeeeee. Knew it was a scam =.= w/eeeeeeee luh! FINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

    So i went home to mug history and almost slept. Imagine reading pages full of text...not full CRAMPED with texts like how fats are cramped into siew mai. I find it pro but maybe its cos siew mai is a pig and not human cannot compare de tsk!

    Today damn boring right? Nvm no mood to post buhbye.

    p.s YAPHB GO PRINT LASER PRINTER PRINT UNTIL OUR CLASS FUND IN DEBT LIAO LA! WTH?! STILL PRINT ONE WHOLE STACK CBFKR!

    Sleep-talked, 8:52 PM.



    Sunday, September 9, 2007

    yay okay valERIE has done my quiz and is shy to post it on her blog so i shall post it for her =P

    1. (the person who tagged you is)
    norris tan

    2. (your relationship with him/her is)
    friends

    3. (3 impressions you have of him/her)
    1) is shorter than me
    2) Is very lame sometimes
    3) ego

    4. (the most memorable thing he/she has done for you)
    couselling me when im emo. telling me what to talk to edwin

    5. (the most memorable words he/she has said to you)
    cant remember, his words are insignificant? ;X

    6. (if he/she becomes your lover, you will)
    whack him. ask him if he has gone mad

    7. (if he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be)
    GROW TALLER

    8. (if he/she becomes your enemy, you will)
    not be friends right. enemy so not friends already what

    9. (if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be)
    saying something stupid

    10. (the most desirable thing you want to do for him/her now is)
    attend his wedding with michteo. thats the best thing i can do. help him witness

    11. (your overall impression of him/her is)
    ego, uhm short, funny luh

    12. (how you think people around you will feel about you)
    tall, cool & talkable?

    all this is done by valERIE in person and is not modified at all!

    Sleep-talked, 9:29 PM.

    Walao sian now i doing book circle things but nvm i shall just post something of considerable length XD

    Today nothing much to talk about except my bro being a pampered kid. You know right...today we all go Ngee An Polytechnice plays basketball. And then my mother bought new shoes for us yesterday luh cos our shoes spoil then shun bian buy for 2 of us together. Walao then basketball everybody air ball right? I air ball then it go to the grass there then he just chiong there without looking whether got mud anot. That time also, it happened alot of times already BTW! Hmm so he nvr learnt and just chiong there in the end his new shoes got the mud aww so sad! Yeps so? It wasn't my fault obviously then he blame me for air ball-ing. WTH? HE AIR BALL LIKE A FEW THOUSAND TIMES I ALSO GO TO GRASS TAKE FOR HIM JUST TT I DO IT CAREFULLY HUH NOT LIKE HIM JUST CHIONG IN! Well yes so he blamed me. Then he began hogging the ball like some retard. When i got rebound he would kick me plus try to trip me so I just fade away means jump back and shoot. Dunno why my fade away today all chop XD He so damn rough i also don care don retaliate then the next thing he do he push me damn hard with his whole body. Wa luckily my whole body muscle or else i surely fall down already! =P ZZZ then i sms yang cheng tell him how pampered my bro is cos he hogging the ball cos of some lame reason then he knock the phone out of my hand. FINE! i ren3 also! If last time i zao jiu retaliate make him cry sia but he lucky tt now im a good guy and not so violent =.= Well so the bottom line is he blamed me for his dirtying of his NEW shoes just cos i airball n he chiong into the field to get the ball =.= AND he threw the ball repeatedly into the muddy area ask me to pick just for me to get my new shoes muddy too! Childish right? W/E! PAMPERED!

    So i let him hog the ball and play with 2 pri 4 students tsktsk. I 1 on 2 them. There was this fatter one and he said, "Sure anot? 1 v 2 leh!" LOL damn funny la he! Then he pass the ball to me the first thing i do i do one lay up and score then he stun there. His other partner say pro pro! He don care =.= Okayyy not as if he very pro liddat only noe how to shoot from free throw line and kip on saying penalty =.= EXCUSE ME XIAO DIDI! PENALTY IS FOR SOCCER! Touch him abit nia he say body contact. Woots then they all like kan bian wo. I go half court they say aiya sure wont score one la. LOL then u noe wad? I shot from the half court line and SCORED! U noe wad the fat guy said? He said, "Aiya tyco one la!" =.= He think he so damn pro sia. Only noe how to shoot from free throw. His partner was more modest and said PRO! Yea tts the kind of guy i like...speaking from the heart. Then the partner damn excited say, "Can u thunder?" Okay so i ask my bro at the other court catch. I anyhow use like 50% of my strength thunder to my bro they all say WA! PRO! Well i shall not ego but this is not actually very pro anw...not like its something to ego about cos im sure they'll grow up with more strength although not as much as me =x In the end i won luh of cos! Bully small children tsktsk!

    So I came home then eat dinner now must do book circle ZZZ! Im the summariser and i dunno wad to do! Its like must summarise all the movies and poems? WTH?! I got enuff english ACE! ): Darn tmr is first day of school D: SAD! OH YEA! SEEING MS SIEW OMG! MY MATHRITIS ACTING UP! KK ENDING THIS POST SOON!

    Okay look at this post. Considerable length right? So short only la! (:

    Sleep-talked, 8:51 PM.



    Saturday, September 8, 2007

    Bleah yang cheng tagged me to do this so here goes!

    1. (the person who tagged you is)
    Wong Yang Cheng

    2. (your relationship with him/her is)
    Classmates, table mates and gay mates (: LOL jk la! He wanna gay me i don wan ok!

    3. (5 impressions you have of him/her)
    1) Has Mathritis like me (:
    2) Is very lame sometimes
    3) Laughs at stupid jokes
    4) Is a funny guy
    5) Nice guy XD

    4. (the most memorable thing he/she has done for you)
    Becoming table mate with me

    5. (the most memorable words he/she has said to you)
    errrr i dunno leh! Saying some kohkt stuff tsktsk and some love stuff =x

    6. (if he/she becomes your lover, you will)
    Counsel him

    7. (if he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be)
    Cut off his ahemahem! (:

    8. (if he/she becomes your enemy, you will)
    Ask him wad is the problem.

    9. (if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be)
    Siew Mai.

    10. (the most desirable thing you want to do for him/her now is)
    =.= can u don use the word desirable? Mug together with him? lol

    11. (your overall impression of him/her is)
    An extremely humourous guy XD

    12. (how you think people around you will feel about you)
    Time for me to ego man...my favourite tsktsk. I have muscles bigger than kok leong's head and is a pro at softball and much more LOL. Most importantly has an ego the size of a hippopotamus.

    13. (the characteristic you love about yourself is)
    Being soooo nice and being so mean when i hate someone (:

    14. (the characteristic you hate about yourself is)
    err being insensitive? LOL and being gong >.<

    15. (the most ideal person you want to be is)
    Michael Jackson. JK LA! I want to be good husband and father LOL =x

    16. (for people that care and like you, say something to them)
    Thanks thanks i noe i very lovable (:

    17. (pass this quiz to 11* people that you wish to know how they feel about you) - NOT IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER AND RANK!(ps all girls becos its weird asking a guy if he becomes ur lover =.= and then all the guys i noe who have blog have done it already);
    1. Eggy
    2. Michelle Tay
    3. Xin Yi
    4. Valerie
    5. Lisbeth
    6. Xu Yue
    7. Jing Wen
    8. Constance
    9. Ling Han
    10. Hui Lin
    11. Sandy
    *You all think i noe alot of girls can fill this up in 1 minute or less right? btw i dont ok i still nid to add random ppl i added =.=

    (who is no.6[Xu Yue] having a relationship with?)
    How i noe? =.= She's one of the random ppl i added =x

    (Is no.9[Ling Han] a male or female?)
    Female

    (If no.7[Jing Wen] and 10[Sandy] are together, will it be a good thing?)
    Well depends. If u support lesbians it'll be a good thing >.<

    (What is no.2[Michelle Tay] studying?)
    EOY stuff?

    (When was the last time you had a chat with no.3[Xin Yi]?)
    I think the day before?

    (What kind of music does no.8[Constance] like?)
    LOL errrr she likes classical music haha jk la i dunno!

    (Does no.1[Eggy] have any siblings?)
    Yea one sister.

    (Will you woo no.3[Xin Yi]?)
    Nope!

    (How about no.7[Jing Wen]?)
    One person i randomly added so most prolly no also!

    (Is no.4 single[Valerie]?)
    Yea. But ar she likes coughcough >.<

    (What’s the surname of no.5[Lisbeth]?)
    Junior intro me one i juz knew like for 2 days? Not very sure tsktsk.

    (What’s the hobby of no.4[Valerie]?)
    Smsing coughcough and blaming derrick for dao-ing her >.< AND saying yc's blog is funny(http://wongyangcheng007.blogspot.com).His skin rox man!

    (Do no.5[Lisbeth] and 9[Ling Han] get along well?)
    They don't know each other =.=

    (Where is no.2[Michelle Tay] studying at?)
    NYGH. Nanyang Girls' High.

    (Say something casual about no.1[Eggy])
    Lovable? LOL (:

    (Have you tried developing feelings for no.8[Constance]?)
    Pls la don make me puke! =x

    (Where does no.9[Ling Han] live?)
    NTU

    (What colour does no.4[Valerie] like?)
    Dunno nvr ask her b4.

    (Are no.5[Lisbeth] and 1[Eggy] best friends?)
    They dunno each otherrrrrrrrrrr

    (Does no.7[Jing Wen] like no.2[Michelle Tay]?)
    UNLESS U SUPPORT LESBIAN!

    (How did you get to know no.2[Michelle Tay]?)
    By Ping Zheng XD And its great knowing her hahaha

    (Does no.1[Eggy] have any pets?)
    Nope!

    (Is no.7[Jing Wen] the sexiest person in the world?)
    Wow who can be sexier than me? jkjk but i havent seen her b4 tsktsk.

    Sleep-talked, 4:17 PM.



    Friday, September 7, 2007

    Yay today was training! Friendly match between orchid park sec 1s and hwa chong sec 1s! I think we won? I dunno >.< Nobody noes the score =.= LAME!

    Anyway only a few ppl training today cos all the sec 1s playing game. So shuang cos not so many ppl haha. We did fielding then i did one super nice dive to catch ball. Woots so shuang when u dive and catch the ball XD Today training nvr do much cos we were all looking at the match lol! Learnt the running throw...sorta like underarm so i screwed up on the first try. After tt then i got it =P Batting time. We were forced to use heavier bat to increase bat speed then in the end i hit like shit. Got one homerun hit i anyhow swing one sia then fly so far LOL damn retarded.

    My senior damn funny also. According to him, fat ppl are strong becos they nid lotsa muscles to carry all the fats around! >.< Then when they slim down all their muscles show become damn strong hahaha! Maybe its true! Cos tts like wad happened to me! I was super fat last time.

    WALAO THEN COME BACK HOME MUZ DO MATH! I DID ONE WHOLE PAPER! Going to die soon >.< But rest for very long also la tsktsk!

    THEN AT NIGHT LIAO MY MOTHER STILL WANT ME STUDY?! WALAO AFTERNOON DO MATH LIAO SO HARD FOR PPL WITH MATHRITIS LEH! AT NIGHT STILL WAN ME STUDY. WANT MY BRAIN CELLS ALL DIE THEN SHE HAPPY RIGHT? CANNOT STAND!!!!!!!!

    Sorry for the caps! >.< But my mother seriously damn retarded la think i one term msg 4.29 then sure fails sec 2. kp me like siao =.= Later i become crazy go emo and cut my wrist sia. Mugging is good but OVER-mugging will kill u and tts wad my mother doesn noe...keep thinking i kip mugging sure get good grades. Pls luh! Mug until become retarded got hear b4 anot? On the news also got say! ZZZ!

    Someone ar help me make my mother know tt OVER-mugging will kill a person. Your help is greatly appreciations.

    Now i shall got ACT mug lalala! =P cya!

    Sleep-talked, 8:33 PM.



    Thursday, September 6, 2007

    yay this is my 45th post lol!

    Today boring boring boring as usual. Woke up then watch tv then brush teeth then use computer. Haha same day as yesterday right? And i wake up so darn early! 8am =.= u noe y? cos my mum forces me to wake up at this time. To do what? TO MUG =.= Wth is her problem? Just becos i flunked my term 3 she thinks now i cant go to sec 3 LOL pls laaaaaa going to sec 3 is so easy walao...underestimate me. I prove to her i msg 1.something sia!

    Anyway my mum came back earlier at erm 1.30pm today so i was forced to read my geog notes argh! U noe yap hui boon give us the notes? One whole stack and she ask us to read wth?! Its like walao. I think she is Lester's mother cos she is yap hui BAboon. Tt explains why both of them are so kao pei. =P Okay i noe this is not funny but im just trying to be funny so just bear with me la.

    After tt go practise math practise until sian. For ur info, i, like yang cheng(don put comma become i like yang cheng tsktsk don get wrong idea),have mathritis. For more info on wads mathritis go look at yang cheng's skin and u'll noe wad it is (:

    Tomorrow is the friendly match against Orchid Park! I can't play! ARGH! I wanna own but i cant lol cos i cant even play =.= zzzzzzzzzzz sian! wanna play wanna play wanna play! ):

    Nvm i'll still wear the full jersey tomorrow lols in case i get to play XD Imagine Ms Siew playing softball OMG! siew mai playing softball! Everybody cant even see the ball cos she IS the ball! Just tt everyone doesn notice then she'll score so many runs cos no one can get her out >.< haha doesn make sense =.= W/E! I JUST WANNA PLAY TMR! D:

    Haha kk enuff of tt nonsense! cya!

    Sleep-talked, 9:11 PM.



    Wednesday, September 5, 2007

    Jenny

    She calls me baby
    then she wont call me
    says she adores me
    and then ignores me
    (Jenny, What's the problem?)

    She keeps her distance
    and sits on fences
    puts up resistance
    and builds defenses
    (Jenny, Whats the problem?)

    You keep me hanging on the line
    everytime you change your mind

    First you say you wont
    then you say you will
    you keep me hanging on
    but we're not moving on
    we're standing still
    Jenny, you've got me on my knees
    Jenny, It's killing me

    She needs her own space
    she's playing mind games
    ends up at my place
    saying that she's changed
    (Jenny, what's the problem?)

    I'm trying to read between the lines
    you got me going out of my mind

    First you say you wont
    then you say you will
    you keep me hanging on
    but we're not moving on
    we're standing still
    Jenny, you've got me on my knees
    Jenny, It's killing me

    (ohh ohh ooohhhh)
    It's killing me
    (ohh ohh ooohhhh)
    It's killing me
    (ohh ohh ooohhhh)
    Jenny

    First you say you wont
    then you say you will
    you keep me hanging on
    but we're not moving on
    we're standing still
    Jenny, you've got me on my knees
    Jenny, It's killing me

    First you say you wont
    then you say you will
    you keep me hanging on
    but we're not moving on
    we're standing still
    Jenny, you've got me on my knees
    Jenny, It's killing me

    It's killing me

    Jenny


    Sleep-talked, 9:08 PM.

    Hihi ppl
    Today was a much better day than yesterday (: Cos i had training! XDD woohoo to vent my anger for yesterday =P Woke up at 7.00am in the morning today then watch tv until 7.20am then brush teeth, change clothes, use computer for awhile then went to school. I super gong then i walk pass the overhead bridge at my house there and walked to the bus stop...saw xinyi then i stun there >.< I dunno wad to say sia i want to say hi then my mouth don wanna say LOL then i juz sit down next to her zzz DAM PS SIA!!!! Sorry xinyi for my gong-ness >.< Then i reach school when i go into the track room i was treated by vulgarities from one track person lol! Don't want tell u who la! And the teachers whole day want students greet them right? There was this teacher always look so buay song so one day i decided to greet him and said:"Han Lao Shi Zao An!" Guess wad he did? HE DAO ME! Wth?! So today i juz walk past him don care =P

    Okay training is the fun part haha except the warm up! The warm up is super tiring! Ah well anw after the warm up i did fence batting with yi zhang. Before tt Coach gathered sec 1s and 2s then tell us about the friendly match on friday. Walao Dominic go play catcher!!! Coach is weird! Haha but nvm! Maybe its cos its juz a friendly match. Fence batting yi zhang super imba i toss to him he hit the balls into the net like bullet liddat LOL cant even see the ball sia! But its becos i toss good cos when he toss to me all too high =.=

    Then Coach was talking about generating bat speed then let us bat haha from this part onwards training super fun! I waited until it was my turn to bat. At first i swing Coach say my bat speed very slow sia then i super shocked O.O i swing with all my strength leh! Then he teach me then i noe haha then ownage liao! My bat speed become sooooooo faz =P My ball all shoot out like bullet also YAY! XD Coach said i was the only one who did it correct so far haha thx thx!(:

    My fielding today was good but my throwing to first base sux!): I was put to play short stop haha gideon's position (he nvr come for training grr). At first i didn't noe how to tag and stuff cos first time play short stop ma. Then i realised short stop damn fun sia! All the balls hit to u then u muz field all of them! Especially the line drive when u catch it shiok ar! LOL! Bet all of u dunno wad i saying all skip this paragraph liao haha! I found a new way of throwing to 3 which was fast and sweet and accurate woots! =P Maybe i can be short stop sia haha jk gideon i won't take away ur position but if u still don come for training i cant do anything!

    Short stop also super tiring one sia run here run there to cover bases and stop balls then at the last part of training i tired until buay ta han (cannot take it for those who eat potato =P)! End of training liao i super happy lol!

    Went to coronation plaza to eat lunch. Benji(my junior) kip on saying wanna intro me a new girl like WTH?! Do i really look so despo or flirt? =.= W/E! I'll juz scare her away or something bleah! >.<

    Okay then now i reach home le supposed to be mugging but so tired don feel like ): how leh? Bleahs i'll find something to do XD buhbye!

    Sleep-talked, 2:35 PM.



    Tuesday, September 4, 2007

    freaking bad mood argh! FLAMED!!!!!!!!!

    Sleep-talked, 9:46 PM.

    heyy heyy!
    Today was a boring day. Woke up later than usual at 9.32am today >.< usually wake up at 8.00...ah wells its still considered early!

    Hmm switched on the computer to reply email and chat XD then went to mug! No life right? Haiz now i really feel i have no life. Actually wanted to go KAP mug with yc and his ncc math one but then ms tan go call my mother tell my mother alot of shit zzz make me no mood to go lol! W/e la then i stay at home mug math >.< sucksss i feel like juz A1 everything then math paper tt day i slp LOL! Liddat my msg will be 2.14 XD Haha what can u do with a teacher like ms siew aka siew mai? Now i dare to say ms siew cos my blog is private =P nieh nieh!

    So now i am a no life mugger T.T sian! Nvm hope EOYs over faster! Then i can do w/e i want! (:

    Today was so boring so my post is only so short! Cannot compare to YC every post also so long LOL crazy! buhbye!

    Sleep-talked, 7:53 PM.



    Monday, September 3, 2007

    This is my 40th post!

    Sorry guys for not posting yesterday! >.< yesterday was nothing much anw.Erm wait...i think i forgot what i did yesterday!Hmm oops i totally forgot!Haha sorry so i cant post about yesterday and today.The only thing i remember i did yesterday was replying eggy's email XD

    Today hmm...super boring!Nothing to do one sia.Anyway today was the first time me and my bro had no maid and my parents were not around cos they were working (: haha i don like to have a maid!Even though they do all the things like washing dishes.I always think they are up to no good =x not racist!So today I had to wash the dishes after breakfast,eat the lunch in the rice cooker(cold) and mug of cos.But I didn't do much mugging today cos i was replying SOMEONE'S email(s)(haha i noe izumi will say im a copycat but W/E!)So today was very slack and boring for me ):

    Tomorrow im going KAP to mug with Yang Cheng and frens,he has got to teach me math or else im dead!F9 for 2 tests OMG!Nvm i shall jia you!I have to "teach" Yang Cheng indices too!But I'll be going late at about 2pm cos my lil bro nids me to take care of him >.<

    && Everyone's asking me y i changed this blog to private blog right?Haha sorry but I shall NOT tell all of u the reason (: sorta a secret eh but anw i've invited all the ppl who actually read my blog XD The only difference is that u have to sign in to view my blog!Hope you guys don't think its too troublesome and stop coming to see my blog ):

    I'll continue posting tmr! (: cya!

    Sleep-talked, 7:54 PM.



    Saturday, September 1, 2007

    Hi im back to post (:
    Anw today nothing much except i went to west mall to watch Ratatouille (rat-a-2-e)! XD it was quite nice (: go see ba!

    Anw after movie we went around West Mall see see look look.Went to Converse shop to see shoes.I was surprised that everyone had gone there to see shoes!LOL until i saw one sign. "Clearance Sale!Everything must go!" and i saw the prices of the shoes.WOW so cheap LOL.It then dawned on me that i was so stupid to believe Singaporeans would suddenly go to a shop that was empty for most of its history.It was just becos of one stupid sale LOL!My brother wanted new basketball shoes but then he abit retarded leh.

    Mother: This shoes can wear to school anot? Got logo leh!
    Bro: Dunno!
    Father: But majority white should be can la!
    Bro: Dunno!

    You all see?Liddat which parent would buy the shoes for him u tell me?Everything say dunno =.= At least say yes or no right???And SOMEONE was spamming me for the whole day with smses!!!GRRRRRRRR!!!

    My bro is damn retarded anw!He used the computer to "do homework" and he was actually playing games? =.= i didnt tell my mother, very good right?Guess what?Later i go use the computer for like half an hour?He come kpkb me say wanna use computer...WTH?!Then he quickly eat dinner chiong to computer there sit down on chair like some big person.Pls la!I was so damn angry liao.I didn't tell my mum he used the computer not for some bloody freaking homework and here he was kpkb-ing.Then my father come in tell me 10.00 let him use.HE SUX MAN!This type of ppl repay kindness with w/e shit shud juz aiya don care him...curse him is my wrong.

    So now i can only use the computer to 10.00 =.= ok cya!

    nor

    Sleep-talked, 9:00 PM.